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How is Hooking Up Like the English Language October 17, 2008

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As part of the new Friday installment of short stories by Jenn, I present to you various answers to the above question.  The answers come from a non-scientific poll (duh) that Jenn conducted.

 

Because when you’re young, you can get into it a little mindlessly, and as you get older and get to know your private parts a little better, shit gets more and more complicated.

 

Because a lisp ruins both.


Done right it can be amazing, done wrong it can be painful.


Everyone knows how to do it, but few know how to do it well.


It’s hard to master.


I’m pretty good at it.


If you’re a woman, you have to be good at both to get ahead. If you’re a man, you don’t.

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Metro Rage: Part III October 16, 2008

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STOP WALKING SO F****ING SLOWLY!!!!!

 

 

Vacation and QOTD October 1, 2008

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Sorry for not writing so much recently, but I went to AZ to celebrate the Jewish New Year with the family (l’shana tovah!).  And just so you know, it still gets to 100º during the day, so I spent some time laying out by the pool.  Yes, I’m enjoying rubbing it in.  

 

I took some pictures a couple weeks ago, but I haven’t uploaded them yet, so, stay tuned for my most favoritest ad ever.  It’ll be coming sometime this week.

 

Question of the Day:

 

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve witnessed in DC?

 

You’re supposed to write your answers in the comments.  It’s a blog…it’s interactive…and I know you’re reading this.