As part of the new Friday installment of short stories by Jenn, I present to you various answers to the above question. The answers come from a non-scientific poll (duh) that Jenn conducted.
Because when you’re young, you can get into it a little mindlessly, and as you get older and get to know your private parts a little better, shit gets more and more complicated.
Because a lisp ruins both.
Done right it can be amazing, done wrong it can be painful.
Everyone knows how to do it, but few know how to do it well.
It’s hard to master.
I’m pretty good at it.
If you’re a woman, you have to be good at both to get ahead. If you’re a man, you don’t.